[Phone]
I have absolutely no idea what's going on, but I'll be damned if anyone breaches the defenses around my house.

If any of you humans need somewhere to hide, this place is going to be impenetrable. It's about time I got to use my blades on the drones.

[Seems like no one's really explained Zombies to Sideswipe. Even if they have, he ( Read more... )

[So, perhaps a certain Autobot shouldn't have cobbled together his phone contraption. It would have made this phone call infinitely harder to do, if he didn't actually have a way to do it.]

[While he sounds decidedly upset to be revealing this, he doesn't seem to be able to stop himself, either.]... On November 17th, 2008, I landed on Earth. And ( Read more... )

[Phone]
[Since several people have assisted the giant robot in wiring up a phone he can talk into, it's easier to check on everyone. Or harass them, as the case may be.]

... Does everyone seriously believe they're from Mayfield? Are you kidding me? How...?

How many are affected?

[Action][Following that, the Autobot will transform, and ( Read more... )

[Someone's been avoiding people lately. His improvised phone line, his housemates, everyone. But he has to get out sometime ( Read more... )

[Well -- someone managed to rig up a phone out in the garage. And sounds oddly subdued for someone who's made such an accomplishment.]

... I need some paint. Black. If you don't... mind.

[And with that, he hangs up.]

[ACTION][Housemates and anyone else interested in meeting face-to-face can find him in the garage at his place, curled up ( Read more... )

... All in favor of getting away from the terrifying child, say "Aye"!

Because, you know? Siding with the slightly less homicidal, static-warped voice doesn't sound like half a bad plan, at this point.

[There is an Autobot in your park. He's been there for some time, apparently working out. It's the best way he can find to vent frustrations, and not think about recent events. Should anyone venture into said park, they may very well run into said Autobot alternating between one of these interesting locations ( Read more... )

What... What just happened? A house just went... down on this street...

[Silence. The Autobot is rather obviously shaken, but doing his best to hide it. If one house went down, what about the others? What about everyone he cares for...?Has anyone... survivors. Has anyone checked the downed houses for survivors ( Read more... )

I'm not going to pretend I understand what exactly is going on here. However, considering how long I've been here, and how this town operates, I believe it's a safe assumption that something bad is either here, or on its way ( Read more... )

[True to his word, Sideswipe heads out to the parking lot of the bar, where he told this Yuuka that he'd be waiting for her. He's armed, and barefoot--as usual. He's always disdained the wearing of shoes.

He'd told Jolt, and Dist, what was going to happen, and honestly, he feels completely prepared for this, despite their warnings. If he does ( Read more... )